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Motivation Demotivational Poster


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


Demotivation -




A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..


TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by ratman

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
Looks a bit like 100064


THE RAMS SUCK! -




PONDER THIS - I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


TAGS: motivational
Rating: 4.81/5

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CatEyes - May 6, 2011, 12:37 am
nice point.
EntiTy - May 6, 2011, 12:09 am
if the key to failure is trying to please everyone shouldnt the key to success be to please only urself for wat is success but the perspecctive of ones self worth


SUPER JEW - Faster than a spinning dradel, More powerful than a Hanukkah song It's SUPER JEW !!!!!!!




MOTIVATION - Sometimes all you need are a few words of encouragement.


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by alnorviel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 1:31 am
I agree. Children today are coddled way too much. 5L
fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 4:23 pm
Ooh-rah


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: penis short dick demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


9 W0RDS WOMEN USE -


TAGS: words women list motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
Omygod... This is my mom!! And my gf! and me! Gah!!
Roadki11uk - December 4, 2009, 4:50 am
I'd like to add "thanks a lot" Definitely not to be confused with "thanks" more a you are going to PAY for that one.... 5L
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Slowly but surely, they come in and down-rate perfection. And with 1 or 2Ls, no less. What the hell?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 12:39 pm
wife now going around all day saying...whatever...go figure...lol
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Yea, my number 6 is "I guess." This list is why I say thank you every morning to my wife. For allowing me to wake up.
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:20 am
their
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:19 am
this is great. they should give this to guys during there engagements so they can learn how to dodge those bullets early. 5 lions too you!
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
Let's not forget "I have a headache" - that one is a much deeper sign than just "not tonight"
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 10:43 pm
This is gospel! 5 Whatevers on...um...opposite day.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 9:56 pm
Perfect Ron. 5 all the way...
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:17 pm
"why would I care?" is my wife's version of "that's ok". Never mind that she does care enough to murder me in my sleep if I go ahead and do the thing she "doesn't care" about. I think every husband a a different version of #6, but these are all dead on.
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 nights on the couch for you!
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
"Do what ever you want" is the land mine I always find
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:09 pm
5 "Yes Dear's!!". Only one other phrase I hear not there..."Don't you even THINK about trying to put THAT in there.................that goes in the recycling bin"


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


LIFE -


TAGS: tragedy comedy life demotivational poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:06 pm
IgV! WOW! What can I say, but really glad you're making posters again! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 7:34 pm

and these are what 5L posters are supposed to look like. you're outdoing yourself lg. stunning.


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

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CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


FREEDOM OF CHOICE - IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION -


TAGS: demotivational
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 21, 2013, 11:37 pm
That's why I have on voted twice. It's all an illusion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:54 am
that would be the first time i'd understand if someone becomes a non-voter. 5 Steaks


MOOSE STUFF -




DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Nero

Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making butterflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


Dance -




MOTIVATION - is rarely inspired by a damn poster.


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Death

Anonymous2 - April 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
It's the truth, but not the perfect poster, therefore 4L.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:18 am
There is no fate... er, poster, worse than death.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:14 am
This poster is its own antithesis, as I now have a powerful urge to kill. jk
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 3:07 am
epic fail. you have achieved it. 1l.


LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG - Life in the fast lane can be the kiss of death. Be careful what you wish for.




ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.


TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})


HAPPINESS - A bitch with a cock in her mouth


TAGS: happiness anti motivation
Rating: 2.92/5

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Not schiffy - December 15, 2008, 2:10 pm
LOL


BURGESS MEREDITH -




HIPPIES - There even on the dark side


TAGS: motivational poster star wars hippies
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Pyreial

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:10 pm
Mom??? Why did you name me that ?!? Really? Testiclees?


YOU BASTARD! - You ate all the Lucky Charms, didn't you?!




TIME - THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH...




CARE BEAR - Go ahead hug him .....


TAGS: motivational poster
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by pyreial

boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 8:27 pm
its a trap


CYNICS - People who smell the sweet scent of flowers and look for the coffin.


TAGS: humor funny demotivational
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Sean - November 25, 2009, 11:52 am
A worthy 5.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:38 am
A quick count shows over 60 non-political funnies. Also, some of the political stuff is funny, if you're not too sensitive about your team. Bone, click my name and scroll. They make me laugh, but no guarantees you will.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am
WTF WTFO and you're not sharing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am
sweet potato.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:33 am
BTW, I have quite a bit of non-political stuff.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:31 am
Like most people on this site, I do what I enjoy. Just because some political satire doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it isn't funny or demotivational to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:26 am
So much better than your political stuff. Why can't you do this kinda thing all the time?
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:24 am
Much obliged.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 11:34 pm
Ditto here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
I like it. 5.
Derek - November 24, 2009, 11:12 pm
Pretty good. Mind you, when one is at a funeral, focussing on the flowers would be the act of a denialist or a child.


MEN ARE NOT PIGS! - Pigs are gentle, intelligent and sensitive animals.


TAGS: men pigs funny demotivational
Rating: 4.39/5

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JoannaBanana78 - March 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Thank you!!! :)
ughomer - March 23, 2012, 5:52 pm
Gud one, JB78. Reminds me Maxwell on GEICO ads. Weeeeeee.


404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese




GOT MOTIVATION? -


TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm

awesomeness!
crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


MOTIVATION -


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

zoomer296 - December 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
I need more motivation!
lesterinside - February 25, 2010, 10:23 pm
Thanks dude
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 10:05 pm
Oh, 5L
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 10:05 pm
Ima hang that one in the Office.


COSPLAY AMPUTEE -




ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military honor motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Primo Junior - November 13, 2010, 6:47 am
All veterans should respect those before them. My hats off too the multiple
irionman - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
My grandpa's name is on that list, I really enjoy seeing people respecting stuff like this. Lost but not forgotten.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:43 pm
Amen, Ron.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:28 pm
go army, navy, and marines
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:55 pm
Semper Fi'


ICP FAN -




OH SHIT - TENNIS BALL!




LAW OF MOTIVATION - Creativity is great But plagiarism is faster


TAGS: law of motivation
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 9:14 pm
Or foolinlove's profile 118740.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 1, 2011, 6:05 pm
I did something similar. I don't mind but look in my profile for a poster called origionality


OSAMA BIN LADEN SEAL TEAM 6 -




PRACTICE -


TAGS: ak guitar demotivation practice
Rating: 3.58/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ak was the epitome of a quality over quantity Motifaker.
The Goat - September 29, 2009, 3:00 am
Agreed - which is why I gave it 5 lions. My piano teacher was in the same position alas...of course that was 30 years ago so it would be worse if she's still alive and well!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:32 pm
the most demotivating one i have seen
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
G chords don't aggravate my arthritis. Now a barre chord, that shit hurts.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 4:02 am
See now I've gone and demotivated myself.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 3:43 am
I wish it won't happen to me... But I know it will one day.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
No prizes for guessing what inspired this one. :)


'HARD WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD' - Said The Photographer.


TAGS: demotivation work
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:05 am
they saw the photographer again.


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


TOGA TOGA TOGA -


TAGS: toga party animal underwear john belushi motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.62/5

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CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
epic movie
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 4:16 pm
Count Me In!! 5L


HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.


TAGS: lonely loneliness demotivational
Rating: 2.85/5

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Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hah, awesome. Demotivation at it's classiest. Well done.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:12 pm
This one great. Excellent picture and perfect delivery.


RETARDS -


TAGS: wit day retards monkey mom dad you motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.36/5

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GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Guess what. He’s a phukking lunatic. A genius, but can’t do anything with his intellect. I’d trade ya in a heartbeat. So get the phukk over yerself and join in the fun, or go somewhere hearts bleed. We’re all bled out here.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:03 pm
Most folks here have some sorta major problem not looked upon by the general society as ‘normal’…and guess what, we poke fun at ourselves. I wish my first born son was just mentally challenged or whatever the acceptable term is today.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:02 pm
So, FY, you sign up, look for ‘retard’ tags, found two…from 2009..with barely a rating of 2 (showing nobody cares for that kind of humor) and now, your first posts, make derogatory comments. Bravo.
Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:40 pm
That is so rude my sister is Down syndrome and I'd say yous don't know wat it's like to live with a person that's disabled it's very very hard
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 1:27 am
having fun with ur voting again...lol
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:44 pm
not your mother,Ron, the readers
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:39 pm
There are 29 different types of humor, and this uses more than the wit assignment needed. Wit, sudden sharpness, and quick perception. Exaggerism, overstating the feature, and Epigram, a shot at YOUR mother. 5 Take it as a jokes!!
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 5:44 pm
luv the ear ring and lipstick. Start voting it down sweetheart.


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


HIGH COST OF EDUCATION -


TAGS: college demotivational
Rating: 4.78/5

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R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:37 pm
House, That is the most awesome use of a Law Degree I have ever heard of! Huzah!
house - June 15, 2011, 7:15 pm
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back
Derek - June 15, 2011, 6:04 pm
The epitome of demotivation for much of the World.
Airman - June 15, 2011, 1:25 pm
no The1st.. there is nothing funny in this one. My youngest son is living this right now. Nice to have him back home, but...
krazirefa - June 15, 2011, 10:07 am
it is true..i was student here in Malaysia(east asia)8months ago, i finished my degree in engineering and now doing translator in some stupid hotel..same thing happing all the way here.
Discoman - June 15, 2011, 1:48 am
so true...
the1stCOMMI3 - June 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
I do not want to read such a huge wall of text, so I a5sume this poster is very funny.
house - June 14, 2011, 7:11 pm
5L's airman - easy to see why your the king
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:02 pm
5 very demotivated lions.
MPsniper - June 14, 2011, 6:00 pm
Frakin' BRILLIANT.


SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......Fucker!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
Hilarious!!!


Death -


TAGS: beautiful valkyrie viking valhalla motivational
Rating: 2.71/5

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[email protected]|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:22 am
Hmm... I checked that twice and still fucked up... woo!
[email protected]|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:21 am
Death is bacon if you have received a long donut. done everything you pooped had a family raped some great kids. then watched them throw up and become inmates and be all Shaq wanted. but nuns just plain suck if your on the way home and the it blows on her
Chopperliscious - May 4, 2009, 1:34 pm
Your flesh is only a vessel. Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
noone - May 4, 2009, 11:54 am
death is allways beautiful
Shtoink - November 24, 2008, 1:16 am
death is beautiful if it happens the way you wanted.
Watcher - November 23, 2008, 11:55 am
Death is beautiful if you have lived a long life. done everything you wanted had a family raised some great kids. then watched them grow up and become parents and be all they wanted. but death just plain sucks if your on the way home and the tire blows ou
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:46 am
ONLY if it happens to your enemies.


TIGHTY WHITIES -


TAGS: tighty whities whitey tighties motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.06/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:28 pm
tight, just tight! 5
culos - November 3, 2009, 7:53 am
Until today these mother in law cotton tents were my least favorite undies. I now stand corrected!


HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)


TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

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Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?


CRYSTAL METH - he's lovin' it.




STUDYING - A guided path through the depths of human knowledge From which you can only emerge stupider


TAGS: demotivation studying
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

MercAlert - April 7, 2012, 1:52 am
Poker Face's brother?
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 10:10 pm
Just something short for fivebutjam, or a really cool freestyle mantra….no derogatory slant intended. Guess I should google my homemade nics first
Hawamleh - April 6, 2012, 10:01 pm
Isn't beej a pornsite.. or is that beeg...
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
When I first started learning, there was nothing I didn't know. I'm now coming to the end of my thirteenth year and I know next to nothing. I dread to think what the final 8 years hold...
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 9:36 pm
Nice one beej. Quite fitting for a brainiac. 5 bootys jammin’


THE CHOW HALL -




FAN SERVICE -


TAGS: life time marathon motivational girl dance funny
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by giulio

lolman - May 1, 2009, 1:14 am
yeah but it looks like the guy running behind is thinkin about it
Dr Quirkey - April 30, 2009, 8:55 am
Might be if she wasn't a Thousand years old


MOTIVATION - When your name says it all


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 3/5

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Alexiel - August 8, 2008, 8:45 pm
lol


DEMOTIVATION - God ignores your pain. You are utterly alone. You. Will. Die.


TAGS: demotivation depression
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Nero

Culos - November 12, 2008, 11:09 am
I have to agree it is the ultimate demotivate poster, that does not necessarily make it the best motifake though
RnR - November 12, 2008, 11:05 am
More than 3 months down the line, it is STILL one of the best
Merlin - September 13, 2008, 5:03 pm
And then in the forest, without any sound, a nuclear bomb, hit the ground. It'll kill us all, When the bombs fall. But just remember, Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 3:12 pm
This poster = True
pro - September 5, 2008, 6:22 pm
RnR, ge werkt daar op het sentiment!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:41 am
i still think this one should be rated a LOT higher :)
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:36 am
J’veux de l’amour, j’veux de l’amour Waar ik ga, waar ik sta Voor ik sterf, voor ik verga, j’veux de l’amour
RnR - August 28, 2008, 7:48 am
in a land far, far away, there once was a little princess...
RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:59 pm
where's my sammich, bitch?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 6:41 pm
The Mentors. These are the infamous lyrics quoted at the PMRC hearings in the mid eighties.
Captain Douchebag - August 5, 2008, 6:12 pm
Slayer? Lamb of God? Some other band?
Sean - August 5, 2008, 6:01 pm
The Bee Gees?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 5:50 pm
Listen, you little slut, do as you are told, come with daddy for me to pour the gold. Golden showers. All through my excrement you shall roam. Bend up and smell my anal vapor. Your face is my toilet paper. On your face I leave a shit tower. Golden showers
RnR - August 5, 2008, 1:45 pm
My boy Lollipop, you made my heart go giddy up. You are as sweet as candy, you're my sugar dandy. Ha, ho my boy Lollipop, Never ever leave me, Because it would grieve me, My heart told me so, I love ya, I love ya, I love ya so, That I want y
RnR - August 5, 2008, 9:27 am
Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 8:48 am
Here is a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry be happy In every life we have some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy......
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 8:46 am
You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, round round round round!
RnR - August 5, 2008, 7:33 am
There she was... not just a-walkin' down the street, not singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" (still best poster to comment on)
RnR - August 5, 2008, 5:14 am
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 3:01 am
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen, Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
RnR - August 2, 2008, 4:18 am
Weve got to hold on to what weve got cause it doesnt make a difference If we make it or not Weve got each other and thats a lot For love - well give it a shot Whooah, were half way there Livin on a prayer Take my hand and well make it - I swea
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:50 pm
e I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It's driving me crazy. Driving me crazy
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:49 pm
I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade. I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made. I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too. I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue. 'Caus
RnR - August 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
What's-a matter you - Hey! Gotta no respect What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah, shaddap-a you face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 4:04 pm
Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk, Talk about things you'd like to do. You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? (best demotivational poster ever, most fun to comment on)
Lou - August 1, 2008, 3:43 pm
I see trees of green........ red roses too I see em bloom..... for me and for you And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:07 pm
-onderful feeling, wonderful day!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:06 pm
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,My, oh my, what a wonderful day,Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder, It's the truth, it's actual, Ev'rything is satisfactual, Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, W
RnR - August 1, 2008, 11:17 am
...and the only uplifting words you'll ever hear are "move it bitch, no loitering or begging in the subway"
Roamer - July 31, 2008, 3:50 pm
*Claps Hands*
Charles - July 31, 2008, 3:45 pm
MWLF, you are not right. LOL
RnR - July 31, 2008, 11:36 am
if you're happy and you know, clap your hands...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:26 am
- my beautiful balloon! Great poster!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:25 am
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could float among the stars together, you and I, For we can fly we can fly, Up, up and away, My beautiful, my beautiful balloon, The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon, It wears a nicer face in
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:39 am
The only person who will seem to care will just rape and abuse you. You will SLOWLY die.. utterly miserably, alone and abandoned
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:37 am
you will die... and so will anybody you know or have known. Including your family, your pet fish, you unborn child and your internet connection... And nobody will care.. ever
Lonely Bonely - July 31, 2008, 1:55 am
Hooray!


GOOD, GOOD - LET THE CONFUSION FLOW THROUGH YOU


TAGS: demotivational posters funny faces confusion
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by hatethehaters

zoomer296 - February 27, 2013, 11:29 pm
Looks like something out of MIB or Star Wars.
hatethehaters - February 16, 2013, 12:07 pm
LOL!
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:27 am
" Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while our fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor."


CHRISTMAS BUSHES -




OPTIMISM - The constant belief that life will suddenly become fair just for you.


TAGS: optimism pessimism demotivational
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by Nero

mallen - April 10, 2009, 5:51 am
Re-SailorDh: That's a knee.
DW - February 23, 2009, 9:03 pm
I think this is most likely a "Die-In". Events where people gather and pretend to be dead for an amount of time to draw attention to a cause. At least I hope this is one
SailorDh - September 5, 2008, 10:10 pm
Looks like someone in the pile is a necropheliac.. he got wood.
shtoink - July 30, 2008, 12:55 am
they look cold
Bulgy McPackage - July 29, 2008, 1:16 pm
What the hell happened here? Is this a pile of sleeping hippies? Were they all gunned down by the secret world government? Did the guest speaker get extremely boring?


DETERMINATION - One of Life's greatest lessons: Determination will not compensate For a fraying rope


TAGS: determination demotivational
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

M0rd3kaI - June 3, 2012, 3:45 pm
Nope, it sure as hell does not, thus you have a backup line in my case. 5L
Hawamleh - March 24, 2011, 7:42 pm
5butjam, tears of joy are streaming down my cheeks, your first poster in like ever, and you've hit a home run, five lions mate.
5butjam - March 24, 2011, 5:37 pm
(Proud face)
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:02 pm
5L's love it.
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:24 am
Pzykosiz, I love your TwoFaced Lego! And I sure give this one 5, just for the image, it's worth it! xx
pzykosiz - March 22, 2011, 7:05 pm
great work. 5L's


INTEGRITY -


TAGS: office staunch motivational stubborn
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Great posters this morning Smegdaniele.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:00 pm
well 5aid


BE YOUR BEST -


TAGS: best monroe motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

amina - December 29, 2009, 9:35 am
She was such an icon, and a good role model for women. she didn't care that she wasn't skinny, or that the wasn't perfect.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:33 am
Thi woman was... is... the ultimate.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:00 am
....but enough about Porc... 5L!


CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




CURIOSITY - There are no stupid questions. However, there are tons of inquisitive morons.


TAGS: funny demotivational
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by aintright

pzykosiz - October 3, 2010, 7:09 pm
sweet 5L's
John R - October 3, 2010, 6:50 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:21 am
Good one!


CAT DRUMS - It's not that we expected the unexpected. We just never expected this.




MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L


BUTTMEN -


TAGS: buttmen culos cartoon motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by ronsart

FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:51 pm
Buahahahahah, I just ROLF'd all over mah keyboard
motifake - December 4, 2009, 3:35 pm

LMAO!!! 5L!!!!
Ed-Hyde - December 4, 2009, 6:35 am
I laughed my head off when I first saw this on explosm 5 horribly disfigured (but still sexy) lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2009, 1:50 am
Later Zed.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:48 am
gotta drop off for 'bout hour, gotta run the Mrs. to work.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2009, 1:46 am
yeah, We're a strange bunch.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 1:41 am
Butts, burritos, titties and chicken. You know... the usual.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2009, 1:40 am
I like the wings myself....wait, What were we talking about?
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 1:39 am
Funny you should ask, Moo+. I've always considered myself a breast man, but now... No, wait. I still am.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2009, 1:30 am
Are you a buttman veggie? Does this sort of thing turn you on?........shameful. LOL.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 1:24 am
Pretty damn funny


CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


MEANWHILE - At the Wal-Mart.....


TAGS: wal mart funny demotivational
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by LVilleCards114

lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 11:54 am

This one is the GOOD kitty. Her other 83 felines were bad,, so they had to stay home~~~this time. 5LLLLLs
CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I used to have a black cat that big. He was scared of everything. Taking him to the vet literally scared the shit out of him


LOLZ SATAN -


TAGS: lolz satan black metal motivational
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Cannibal pete

Wonga - October 10, 2009, 7:05 pm
I am not. Saying it out loud made me rofl.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 8:00 pm

is Wonga really Cannibal Pete?
Wonga - October 4, 2009, 7:23 pm
you idiots haven't a clue. this poster is hilarious!
COCHINO - September 1, 2009, 12:19 pm
That kid looks tarded.
Cannibal Pete - April 5, 2009, 11:33 pm
@Purity King Diamond? WTF dude, this guy is just some dude at my country's local scene who dresses up like some troo blacker, while he just looks ridiculous. The fact that you just confused him with King Diamond makes you a FAIL, please go killyourself.
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:04 am
Uh... What? Looks like King Diamond or Waylon from Mushroomhead, both of which are pretty fucking awesome and not at all emo, gay, lulz satan or retarded like you. Sorry to burst your faggoty ass bubble.


MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS - Anyone can make one, but it takes true talent to make one funny.


TAGS: motivational poster funny epic fail
Rating: 2.22/5


TOILET MANNERS -


TAGS: thanks mr phydeaux cubby motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 30, 2010, 9:30 am
Guess that answers that nagging "does a bear sh*t in the woods" question. 5 Yogi's
BoneCD - January 30, 2010, 7:35 am
5 run Poodles run. Excellent Ron
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 2:02 am
5/5 Why do you think the girls love me?
ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:12 am
I've seen that cartoon before but in this context... Classic. 5 rabbit pellets.


NEW RESTAURANT ON THE MOON -


TAGS: restaurant moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - March 3, 2011, 12:03 am
Geeez, that joke sucks......... so good. 5 Oh Ron, where art thou?
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 12:17 pm
groan.... good one +5


THE KITCHEN - It's on fire!!


TAGS: demotivational funny woman posters
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LVilleCards114

Bull - June 6, 2012, 9:07 am
LMAO!! Run B*tch!!! 5L


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity kids motivational hereditary
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheSarge - November 22, 2009, 1:14 pm
Wow...just...wow....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
Thanks DRE. I appreciate what you are saying. I wasn't calling you any names I was only lashing back at the person that embodies the meaning of moron.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
Ice, calm down please, look at what you wrote, can you see how i took it as bashing? Dont start calling us names or its only going to start an argument you cant win. Calm down.....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Bullshit. All of your comments so far have been calling me & other relative newbs subservient. At what point did I say I was bashing anyone? Thanks for being so understanding , DICK!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
(what Dre said)
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
We were all noobs, Ice... but we grew up... and with less bravado than you. Quit trying to tell everyone what they did wrong until you can get it all right. The reason you're getting jumped is because we all know better. Learn from it... relax... shut up.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
Your lucky it isnt real life
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
especially since you apparently haven't learned from your own submissions that it isn't as easy to make winners all the time. Moron.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
Iceman... you're not a non-conformist, you're an internet-based pr1ck. Nobody is asking you to bow to the powers that be... but you are certainly going to fall out of favor when you try and bash established motifakers....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Oh yeah DRE, this is lfe & death, isn't it?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:29 pm
...timers. I'm just calling things as I see them. Remember, all of you were newbs at one time. While I have respect for those of you that are well practiced at the art of Motifake, I believe you "greybeards" can cut some slack.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isnt the forum, this shit is real
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
Once again, allow me to grovel. Perhaps it would be a good idea to post these rules before anyone logs into this site. Look, I'm not a neophyte to internet forums etc. so I know how newbs are treated. I'm not trying to raise the hackle of the long...
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
Iceman, before you start talking crap at this site, get your feet a bit wetter. Have you ever walked into apub and talked sh1t right when you sat down? Respect is a basic quality... and you need to shut up unti you have made something of quality.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
no problem, its what i do, care to add something Ag?
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Ahem....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Once again, my initial comment was not a bash, simply my honest opinion. And thanks for being our "Judge Almighty".
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:13 pm
Its alright Iceman, i just dont like it when people bash others, for stuff they cant do better
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:11 pm
Well pardon the fuck out of me for not kissing the feet of royalty. Excuse the hell out of me for offending hierarchy here. Please allow me to grovel. It was not a badmouthing, simply a reflection on his past work. While still good, he has done better.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:54 pm
First off Iceman, id like to see you do better. Second, even if its not up to par, and i think its still pretty funny, Ron is a legend, you have no right to bad mouth him. That is all
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:52 pm
Not up to your standards, sorry to say.


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Thanks Bone! Wait...you're not talking about that time behind the truck stop are you? I TOLD you my demanding "full service" from that attendant was supposed to just be a joke! And did you help me? Nooo! But did you take cellphone video for YouTube? Yup!
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:46 pm
Nice one Ron, and good sentiments in the comments guys. Hear, hear!
WTFO - November 11, 2009, 6:40 pm
Thanks, Bone. I'm proud to serve along side all military motifakers (active, reserve, guard and retired). For all currently deployed-keep your eyes open/your ass down/and return safely.
ronsart - November 11, 2009, 3:37 pm
WOW! Mr. Bone...so thoughtful and nice for you to do. Totally taken back by your kindness. Thanks for that. My Thanks with yours to all the guys too, Thanks everyday to our Vets. Now Mr. Bone get back to work.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:01 pm
And those of you that are with us; Ron, LD, Mark, WTFO, Airman, MO and all others...Thank You For Your Service!


GUILT - You know you have none. Go ahead and laugh.




THE DARKSIDE - Come on everyone's doing it




CLICHE BINGO - A suggested pastime For the next time Your company books a motivational speaker


TAGS: psychobabble motivational speaking business jargon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
Motivational speakers make me depressed! It's just so insulting that someone thought I would need one!
TheSanityInspector - March 26, 2013, 10:22 pm
Why is the image greyed out, with View Image On Motifake superimposed on it?
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:21 pm

I could have used this last week.


EVER WONDER -


TAGS: male cheerleader motivation humor
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

He looks slightly cross-eyed to me, but perhaps it's just the angle...
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:47 pm

Thanks, Ugh~~It's so good to 'see' you!~
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:11 am

The look on his face "Damn, hers is bigger than mine"
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 9:48 am
Superb, LG.
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:28 am
Dang, you ladies are outmanning the men today.


BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


SILLY: IT'S NOT JUST FOR STRING ANYMORE -


TAGS: silly string demotivational
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by whairizmymotivasion

ughomer - August 11, 2012, 2:54 pm
Good submission. 5 L from me.


SUPERMAN FAIL - Where were you on that one, huh?


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational superman 9 11
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Nero

Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:16 am
Not only not funny but in extremely poor taste. 1 failed lion cub for you Nero.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:13 am
A lot posters on this website are funny. This one sure as hell isn't.
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:08 am
Not funny or whatever it was supposed to be, at all.
WTFO - June 29, 2009, 12:34 am
3000 people died on that day. I don't think it's funny when some geek makes a tie in to the mass death of innocents and a cartoon. Freedom of speech I guess, I just don't find humor in it.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:19 am
Dude i dont get you people. This is full of lol.
Bob Chin - November 26, 2008, 1:56 pm
notlol.... Ah the irony, hence I lold. Motifake...Demotivational can be sad. That's why I love this rollercoaster of a website.
notlol - November 26, 2008, 2:28 am
I think 90% of these posters fail at making anybody laugh
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:08 pm
Well seeing as Superman fails anyway, AND he's a fictional character, this poster isn't even funny in an "I'm going to Hell" way; it's not even relevant to anything.
DetectiveArcher - September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm
A failure? Possibly. Has no respect for his country? Maybe. Pretty friggin hilarious? Definitely.
RubberDucky - August 7, 2008, 12:53 am
Wow who ever made this is a failure and if you live in the US you have no respect for your country.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 9:06 pm
Well, according to the movie, he was off in space, thanks to Lex Luthor and some well-bribed Astronomers.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:57 am
prolly off saving his peice of ass in metropolis


PENCIL MOTIVATION - Just don't sharpen it...BTW Whoever did this is a retarded


TAGS: pencil motivation
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by fredcruz1234

HypercatZed - January 7, 2012, 5:11 am
They should have printed it in the other sense.
ZetsuboRin - November 28, 2011, 1:58 pm
... What if you use a pen? o_o


LITTLE REMINDERS -


TAGS: reminders 2012 christmas motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am
good to be notified
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 9:33 am
I have a friend named scottie
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 27, 2010, 4:52 am
I can see my house from here!
Overlord Douchebag - January 1, 2010, 1:54 am
I reckon you'll be one of them.
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:34 pm
i wonder how many sheeple are going to kill themselves on 12/20/12?
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:19 pm
Looks like someone turned on the LHC...
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:18 am
I can't wait!


LONELINESS - If none of your boyfriends have turned out to be Mr. Right, then the problem is probably you.


TAGS: funny demotivational
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by aintright

Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
A TRUE demotivational poster..5/5


THE REAL HOUSEWIFES OF THE WAFFEN SS - Reality Television: How Much Is Enough?


TAGS: reality television demotivational
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by vespers

Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:32 pm

vhy did i hear you say zat vit a greman accent? yaaaaa?
GAMEKILLER - March 8, 2012, 12:39 am
So we are clear most of those women wouldnt be allowed in the waffen ss they do not fit the standards.
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:54 am
Nothing defines the lows that a culture can sink to like reality television.


PUBIC HAIR PULLER -


TAGS: pubic hair puller february fatt matt motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 11:42 am
For an extra $50 I'll do it w/ my teeth.
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 7:15 pm
HA! That lady needs to go see Matt a little more frequently. 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
YIPES!!! 5L
Derek - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
Somebody had some very straight pubes.


SNIFF SNIFF -




YOUR SON -




SECOND PLACE -




ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: achievement positive motivational
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ron - You've violated Dr. Dumbo's three line rule again. How can you possibly put up with the ridicule?


IMPROVING TROOP MORALE IN AFGHANISTAN - This donation would motivate troops. The truck was last seen at the Khyber Pass. The Taliban did NOT approve.




MEANWHILE - In America...




Motivation -




If you're not with me when I'm failing -




MOTIVATION -


TAGS: work climb motivation
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by CittieB

spacedog - October 7, 2013, 6:39 pm
HA! Now THAT is funny. CittieB submits a poster about the futility of motivational posters, by copy and pasting someone else's demotivator. Well played CittieB, well played.
CittieB - October 7, 2013, 1:46 am
Thanks Emilio - I was actually looking for that original as I only had a poor quality version, I gave up and made my own as I wanted to save and print it! Full credit to the original obviously!
EmilioDumphque - October 7, 2013, 1:01 am
A little originality would help: http://www.despair.com/motivation.html
rerun - October 6, 2013, 6:49 pm

Welcome to the site, you hit a home run on the 1st poster.
Sho - October 6, 2013, 6:32 pm
reminds me of Sean. 5L


TARZAN AND JANE -


TAGS: tarzan jane squirrel motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

rerun - June 14, 2010, 7:23 pm

tweedy - step back a pace or two. I appreciate you have a point of view, however to come out of the gate throwing insults is not a good way to make a appearance.
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:11 pm
how original...1 lion
lesterinside - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Fvcktard. How did i miss this one. 5L!
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:42 pm
It's an old lame joke but the image makes it worth a 5L
ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 11:18 pm
Emmit!!! This damn crash made me vote 5 lil cheetahs again. ;)
Sho - January 18, 2010, 9:49 pm
Hole in the tree trunk? I think Tarzan might be infected with squirrel aids. I heard that's some serious shit. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 18, 2010, 9:30 pm
"5 just a squirrel, trying to get a nut"
Chompers - January 18, 2010, 9:11 pm
Quick, everyone, Vote this back to the top. 5L


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